Welcome to Cloneasuarus.com! We are the premier dinosaur-cloning operation on the web. Whether you’re looking to get a loyal pet, instill a primal fear in your enemies, or just impress your neighbors, we’ve got the perfect terrible lizard for you!
Who We Are
Sure, we’ve been described as “lunatics”, “fools”, or “tech brats with more money than sense”. But we like to think of the Cloneasaurus team as a family. We work hard, we play hard, and we spare no expense to bring you the best dinos available.
What We Do
Uh, we clone dinosaurs? And sell them to you? I thought that was clear...
How We Do It
Ask the nerds in the lab. Something to do with DNA...and test tubes...and I guess like, eggs, or something? The important thing is that life finds a way. And then we take that life, and sell it to you, the discerning victim consumer.
How To Order
Have a look at our current options, and read our FAQ to get answers to your most pressing questions. Want something extra-special? Head on over to our Custom Orders page and let us know what you need. The only limit is your imagination...and bank account.