Frequently Asked Questions

Are your dinosaurs American-made?
We source our dino DNA from around the world. However, because of “reasons”, our cloning facilities are actually located on a small undisclosed island near Costa Rica. But if you’re looking for a particularly American Dino breed, may we suggest our fine specimens of Utahraptor or Dakotadon?
Is this legal?
What do we look like, lawyers? This is cutting-edge stuff here, and we can’t wait for the “authorities” to catch up. Although come to think of it, has anybody seen that lawyer guy who stopped by a while back? Skinny, fussy man with straw hat? Anybody??
Are dinosaurs gluten-free?
They're not gluten-free, but they are Paleo!
Can I ride my dino?
Absolutely! We highly recommend a dinosaur as a “green” option for your commute. Seriously. Many of our breeds are literally green.
How do I care for my new dinosaur?
Each dino comes with a complete care and feeding manual, and an instructional DVD. Please be advised that some breeds are more….high maintenance...than others. If you have further questions, feel free to call our helpline at 1-800-GOT-DINO. Operators are standing by, provided the power hasn’t gone out again.
Will my dinosaur eat my enemies?
Yes.
Will my dinosaur eat my pets?
Yes.
Will my dinosaur eat my children?
Yes.
What is your return policy?
Extinction may no longer be final, but ALL SALES ARE.